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Sunday, December 24, 2006
Gentle Belt Reminder
Come on, Santa! You just gotta come through with that
belt
! I was going to say "hook me up," which I thought was a pun, but it's not. Belts have "loops," not "hooks." Could I say, "Keep me in the loop?" Don't hold it against me, Santa. I'm tired.
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