It turns out that the self-aggrandazing trifle entitled
"Two New Reviews" was this "blog's" shameful 800th "post." We managed to inject a mild note of hope even into
our wan 700th "post," but now we just don't know anymore. It has been all downhill since around
# 500. Our 800th "post" was so weak that we've already had to
augment it once and
eat some of our words. Weak, Pendarvis! Sad and weak!