Welcome to our newest regular feature. This is where Jeff McNeil takes off his
movie critic hat and puts on his mitre. One hilarious thing is how I call him "McKneel" here, because in religion sometimes people kneel! Okay. Turning it over to the padre. McKneel writes: "You have a pic of apples on your blog as, I assume,
a representation of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. I believe the more accurate interpretation is that the tree was a pear tree. I have no idea why I think this is true. Apples in Persia? Give me a break! Or maybe they did have them. Who am I, after all, but a 43-year-old-man-with-a-penchant-for-hyphens?" Thus sayeth McKneel.