In a last-ditch effort to cement his image as a "man of the people," Phil Oppenheim is attempting to temper his highbrow Strindberg reference with a follow-up e-mail: "I've spent the last hour 'researching' Jon Bauman (aka Bowser, from Sha Na Na)," he claims. Of course, a real man of the people would realize that it's spelled "Bowzer."