At last! It's the return of our long neglected, most important feature,
"Oatmeal Tips." Let me turn it over to
Phil Oppenheim, who writes, "This just in: a new
oatmeal food cart has opened in downtown
Portland." Not only that, but
the oatmeal cart has a "blog." Do you like oatmeal and live in Portland? Then consider this your "oatmeal tip"! Send oatmeal tips to "Oatmeal Tips" c/o "Writer" Oxford, MS 38655.