I guess the news here in
Mississippi is that our governor, Foghorn Leghorn, has decided not to run for
president. His only qualification was that
he once enabled me to get a taco. That was his whole platform, I think. He was going to run on that. I am sorry he is not running because I had some bets going about whether he would magically lose his phony-baloney thumbs-tucked-under-the-suspenders road-company Boss-Hogg
molasses accent overnight. I said he would!
Mom thought otherwise. Think of all the money I would have been able to take from Mom! Am I getting
"political"? Sorry!