Dick Van Dyke has a new autobiography out, I guess. I was over at
Square Books checking
the index for
Jerry Lewis references,
which is one of my hobbies, as you know. THERE'S ONLY ONE! So shame on Dick Van Dyke. But here's how it goes: Dick Van Dyke is about to meet
the queen. Jerry is across the room or something, and just as the queen extends her hand to Dick Van Dyke, Jerry yells out "HEY DICK!" Dick Van Dyke looks around, all flustered, and his meeting with the queen is ruined! Dick Van Dyke doesn't seem to think it was too funny. I think it was! Go, Jerry!