1)
Mom was right! The satellite is going to fall on us. 2) I guess some
scientists think they found a particle moving faster than the speed of light, which, as
Einstein said, would open up the possibility of
time travel. But other scientists are like, "Shut up! You're dumb! Stop embarrassing us!" 3) Scientists are getting even better at
MAKING PICTURES OF WHAT WE SECRETLY THINK IN OUR BRAINS! Come to me if you have any other questions about science.