Even though I don't care about "facts," I guess I am obligated to tell you that some
scientists are saying
NO WAY was that deceased chimp I told you about yesterday really Cheetah from the Tarzan movies.
"Click" here for an article about it since you care so much. The article has some hilariously defensive quotations from the experts, like, "I'm not a chimp
psychic" and "All chimps basically look like George Burns to me."