Last night I
ate beans and watched the
Oscars. In some sad news, I did not utterly crush
my sister in
our annual Oscar guessing contest. In fact, we tied 11-11. How humiliating. I blame the horse movie. Anytime I had to guess the winner of a category like "sound design" I said "the horse movie" because I thought of all the horses that were probably whinnying all the time in that movie while people were trying to talk. So it seemed like a hard job and somebody should get an award. Such was my thinking on the matter. I didn't see the horse movie. Horse movie didn't win anything.