I borrowed
a shovel from
Blair because guess what I got in
the mail. A tree. I hardly ever get a tree in the mail. I never get a tree in the mail. Until now.
McNeil mailed me
a cashew tree! Now to plant it. I looked up "how to plant a cashew tree" on the "internet" and read this, in bold print, with exclamation point, "Their shell is full of a horrible, caustic liquid that will burn holes into you!"