I was
scrolling through these here capsule descriptions of all the TV shows that are on right now and I saw something titled CHUCK'S DOUBLE ANNIVERSARY. The capsule description provided by
the satellite company was a single sentence: "Make it personal with Chuck." WHAT! I won't keep you in suspense: it was some dude - Chuck, I guess - selling
jewelry. Well, TV, you can't fool me with your intriguing titles and cryptic capsule descriptions; the Gem Shopping Network - which this was not! - is
the only jewelry shopping channel crazy enough for me.