I guess I forgot to tell you about when I tripped and fell on the sidewalk in front of
our house some months ago. I was carrying two
Sonic hot dogs at the time, but that's another story. Anyway, I went to the doctor about this bump on my arm and he said it was nothing, that I had just "rearranged" some of my "soft tissue." "Like
Plastic Man!" I shouted excitedly.
The doctor was like, whatever.