We went to the
drugstore.
I've been sick! Anyway, this drugstore packs a lot of novelties onto its shelves, such as (seen above) a lantern in the shape of an
owl. I was like, "Hey,
Dr. Theresa, get this for me as a treat, because I've been sick!" (I had conveniently left
my wallet at home.) Then I turned over the
lantern in my supple hands and read the sticker on the bottom, which said "MADE IN
CHINA" and (without elaboration) "Cancer and Reproductive Harm." So we didn't buy the lantern.