Now I am sure you all remember how
Michael Kupperman told me
in 2012 about a series of detective novels written by the actor George Kennedy (pictured, above), in which George Kennedy himself is the detective... or, as I discovered by reading this one that
Ace gave me for
my birthday, at least the Dr. Watson. Anyhow, I'm not going to tell you what George Kennedy, the author, compares to "
Jell-O on a plate," but I will say that he describes the first dead body he comes across as looking like a baked
ham. Later in the book we find this beauty: "
The moon was now the color of fat on prime roast beef."