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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Correction

George Clooney was called "the un-Jerry Lewis" in the New York Times, not "the anti-Jerry Lewis" as previously reported. I'm still upset about it. The "blog" DOES NOT regret the error.
Posted by Jack Pendarvis at 8:16 AM
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