"Blog" Celebrates 600th "Post"

The celebration was muted today as an accountant at "Blog" Industries duly noted the appearance of "Mustache Trouble," an otherwise unremarkable trifle that happened to be the 600th "posting" on The Place Where Jack Pendarvis Has a "Blog." "It's hard to get worked up about it," said an anonymous source. "It's just so fast on the heels of our 500th 'post.' I guess none of us can believe it's really happening. We made it in record time. In one way, hooray, I guess. In another way, it's depressing. It's just depressing."