Mysterious Lincoln, Nebraska

The Pendarvis Building has been the recipient of a number of "hang-up" calls today, all seeming to originate in Lincoln, Nebraska, if the chart at the beginning of our telephone book is accurate. Now we only know Lincoln, Nebraska from the chilling and creepy Bruce Springsteen song "Nebraska." So needless to say, we are nervous! What do you want from us, Lincoln, Nebraska? Is it something to do with the National Museum of Roller Skating, which, as I have learned from the "internet," is located in your environs? Theresa was quite the roller skater in her day! Perhaps some sort of induction into a roller skating hall of fame? We are keeping our fingers crossed! I hope I will not be required to skate at the induction ceremony, as I am incapable of that feat.