The View From Barry's House

Barry B. seemed at great pains to explain why he had been watching THE VIEW that day. Or not really WATCHING it, as he would like to make clear! It seems as if he had just settled in to feed his baby a bottle when he realized -- TOO LATE! -- that the TV was tuned to THE VIEW. He believes he has finally figured out why he sees THE VIEW so often. "Is it on the same channel as LOST?" he asked last night. I confirmed that it was. Mrs. Barry B. enjoys watching the LOST program on Wednesday night, which is why Barry often catches some of THE VIEW on Thursday morning. We hope this clears things up.