A Great Big Sunflower Glowing in the Dark

While at The End of All Music I also picked up the awesome Chris Connor LP WITCHCRAFT, the liner notes of which are freaky in a different way. Let's play a game! See if you can spot all the problems (of so many various kinds!) with this introductory sentence: "People who make a habit of listening to Chris Connor have come to remember her as a great big sunflower glowing in the dark of a usually smoky room as she idly picks up a lyric in one hand, makes it do a double flipflop in midair, and just as idly catches it in the other hand, the way the chefs did who used to stand in the windows of the Childs restaurant and made pancakes." Okay! Go!