Another Real Life Drama Tale of Life

One of our cats has a cold. I was like, "She should get some rest." Then I was like, how could a cat possibly rest any more than it already does? Cats rest all the time! Cats mostly rest! I feel sure I am not the first to ponder this conundrum, nor do I claim to be. It is most likely a standard quip in the hackier cat-focused standup comedy clubs, if such exist. That's it, that's all I've got, goodbye. You've been a great audience.