We went to the drugstore. I've been sick! Anyway, this drugstore packs a lot of novelties onto its shelves, such as (seen above) a lantern in the shape of an owl. I was like, "Hey, Dr. Theresa, get this for me as a treat, because I've been sick!" (I had conveniently left my wallet at home.) Then I turned over the lantern in my supple hands and read the sticker on the bottom, which said "MADE IN CHINA" and (without elaboration) "Cancer and Reproductive Harm." So we didn't buy the lantern.
