Saturday, December 29, 2012
Everything I Know
Abby! Burke! Anya! Ryan! So I moved from Atlanta and came here to teach them everything I know and wouldn't you know they took my knowledge and moved away to various points on the globe filled with the arcane knowledge I gave them - somebody told me that's how it works! too late! too late! - and one day they all got together and went to Atlanta to my old bar, across the street from where I used to live, and had a drink without me. And then they took a picture of their chicanery and sent it to me! Look how they're gloating! That's gratitude for you!