Don't Make Fun of My Cowboy Hat

I bought a cowboy hat to help me dress up like Hunter S. Thompson for a party even though for all I know Hunter S. Thompson never wore a cowboy hat but I couldn't find the right kind of fishing hat and it was getting late and the cowboy hat cost too much money to wear just once so now I have to wear a cowboy hat everywhere I go so don't make fun of my cowboy hat.