My Report on Breaking Bad

Hey did you know I've never seen BREAKING BAD? You probably don't care! And that is the right attitude for you to have about me and the things I have or haven't seen. Anyway, it's just how my life worked out. Nobody knows why I haven't seen BREAKING BAD. Well, I take that back. It is about 1:45 in the morning and I just saw that part where they say, "Next week on BREAKING BAD..." then they show some scenes from next week's show. So the announcer said, "Next week on BREAKING BAD..." which immediately cut to a clip of the main character saying, "I've got a bad feeling about this..." So anyway, I was sitting there wishing he had said, "I've got a bad feeling about this... a BREAKING BAD feeling!" But he didn't. THE END