Hey Great I Bought Another Book About Kings

I just bought another history book about kings, THE PLANTAGENETS by Dan Jones, that's right, after all my whining and complaining about how the last book about kings I bought had too many kings in it. And this book features a LOT OF THE SAME KINGS THAT GOT ON MY NERVES IN THE FIRST PLACE. So why did I buy it? Because there's a sword on the cover? I have read the first sentence, and it's a great first sentence for a history book: "The prince was drunk." (See also.)