Bridge Rib

It seems that I have never written about the bridge column in the New York Times, at least not here, though I'm pretty sure it shows up in one of the short stories in my collection that is supposedly coming out in 2016. I can't remember whether or not I edited it out. I think about it a lot, the bridge column. Like, "Huh." That is one of my thoughts. I don't know anything about bridge, not the rules or anything. In today's bridge column we read about a 6 foot 6 dude who fell down on his way into the bridge tournament and broke his rib but he kept playing bridge with a broken rib.