Psychic Dog Powers

Well, Mom was just here and we were flipping around these TV channels and Mom was like, "Let's watch some of this dog show" and I was like, "Okay." So they trotted out all the dogs competing in a certain category and Mom was immediately like, "Oh, that one's going to win." And she was right! And then they trotted out a second set of dogs and before they even did anything Mom was like, "Well, obviously THAT one is going to win." And she was right again! And I was like, "Wow, Mom!" And Mom started laughing because she had seen this dog show before and she made me watch half an hour of a dog show just to trick me into thinking she had psychic dog powers.