Several Fired from Blogging Staff as Accusations Mount

Ye olde blogger, as I humorously refer to myself, was in quite a tizzy today, as it came to my attention that one of our junior level employees had referred to Phil Oppenheim as a "mean, mean man" in a recent posting. It turns out that Mr. Oppenheim is actually very nice and sweet. Also, the quotation marks around the word "busy," when describing Mr. Oppenheim's attitude toward his job, may have conveyed the wrong impression. He apparently works very hard at whatever it is he does.