Not Literally

Hey! Remember January 22, 2023, when I was reading a manuscript with an owl in it, but I couldn't tell you about it yet? That is not to be confused with a couple of months ago when I was forced to sit on an owl for a while. Not literally! I did not literally sit on a literal owl. But none of this is the point, exactly. You see, I'm reading another manuscript RIGHT NOW with an owl in it! And once again I can't tell you about it. It's not even a manuscript. It's the first part of a projected first draft of a manuscript. And it's by the same person who wrote the first manuscript alluded to above, whose identity I can never, ever reveal until roughly two weeks from now.