Monday, December 28, 2015


Well, the movie CONEHEADS was on and I saw Dan Aykroyd stuff a whole pack's worth of cigarettes into his mouth and light them with a blowtorch. As you know, it is too late for me to add anything to my cigarette lighter book, and I don't regret it, and I'm not sorry Dan Aykroyd's not in there lighting a whole pack of cigarettes with a blowtorch, but Harpo Marx is in there lighting a cigar with a blowtorch and I do know that had I seen CONEHEADS while I was still working on the book, Dan Aykroyd would have been in the same paragraph with Harpo, both of them lighting up smokes with a blowtorch.