Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Fake Metal Crow

Remember my old friend Phil Oppenheim? Me neither! But I talked to him yesterday, for the first time in years, we think. Phil moved! Now his neighbor is Carrie Brownstein! She has a fake metal crow on her roof, but it's not a Halloween decoration. It seems to be a permanent fixture, says Phil. PHIL'S MEDICAL CONDITION: His doctor told him to eat more cheese and meat and take more naps! This is the real truth of the life of Phil.