Jerk Tomato Kid

By the way, Kent tells me that thing about the Olsen twins putting junk on a pizza "went viral" God knows how long ago, and here I am presenting it like it's the latest news, what a sad old fool. But still, what about that part where that kid holds up some tomatoes and says he's going to put "these fried green tomatoes" on the pizza? Those tomatoes are raw! What a jerk.