Welcome once again to "Oatmeal Tips." Today's oatmeal tip does not come from one of you loyal readers. It was vouchsafed to the "blog" by fate! Surely I am not wrong to see the Hand of Providence at work. I happened to change the channel to David Letterman last night just as famous actor Jeff Goldblum was delivering a celebrity oatmeal tip. He was explaining how hard it was to order oatmeal from room service in Germany. His tip? I'll paraphrase: if you are planning a trip to Germany and you love oatmeal as much as Jeff Goldblum does, learn to say oatmeal in German or cross-cultural hilarity will ensue. Want to be like a famous movie actor? Simply send your oatmeal tip to "Oatmeal Tips" c/o "Writer" Oxford, MS 38655.
