Saturday, April 04, 2009


1) To that "post" about my jowls, I should have appended a picture of the cartoon character Droopy Dog as my proxy. 2) The "post" about Jerry Lewis's granddaughter should have included a picture of an embarrassed monkey to reflect the inner shame of the anonymous soul who does not wish for me to mention that he or she watches the televised program "Millionaire Matchmaker." 3) For the most recent groundhog "post," the word "ascendant" would have been preferable to "triumphant." For one thing, it nicely implies the action of the groundhog rising from beneath the ground. 4) Re: the latter "post," I should have pointed out how happy it makes me that the Groundhog Festival mascot's name seems to be Groundhog Festival Mascot.