Friday, August 17, 2012

Hey Someone Needs to Edit the Mork & Mindy Wiki

I found the MORK & MINDY wiki because of Kelly Hogan, never mind why or how. Don't blame Hogan! Here's one complete entry: "Mork was unknowingly pregnant and was feeling the symptoms of female pregnancy. A normal-sized soon egg popped out of his navel and, excited to tell Mindy about it, made it impossibly easy to see. After a while, the egg began to grow and expand until it was the size of a doorway until, finally, the egg cracked open and a middle-aged man emerged." There is so much wrong with that in every way. Let me draw your attention to "A normal-sized soon egg popped out of his navel and, excited to tell Mindy about it, made it impossibly easy to see" and "the egg began to grow and expand until it was the size of a doorway" and "soon egg" and the baffling fragment "impossibly easy to see." Oh my goodness, MORK & MINDY deserves better, no it doesn't.