Saturday, August 23, 2014

I, Jerk

In case it wasn't clear, I - not Eric Stoltz! - was the jerk in those three hazy memories of Eric Stoltz I offered you yesterday. 1) In the "Darryl Strawberry Incident," I butted in without knowing what I was talking about. 2) In the case of the "Sound of Music joke" my overweening pretensions were suitably shellacked. 3) When Eric Stoltz rejected the shirt he was just "telling it like it is" so we could save the shirt for some idiot who would actually wear such a piece of trash.