Love

There is literally nothing I don't love about this newspaper caption that Ace Atkins tweeted. I love every phrase, I love every word, I love the order of the words, I love everything behind the words, I even love the unnecessary comma. In fact I would like to retype that caption for you now: "George Jones gave a birthday party at his Possum Holler Club for ex-wife Tammy Wynette. Tammy's long-time friend Burt Reynolds, presented her with a fern that was said to have cost $100."