Ward Ward Ward

Gee I almost forgot to tell you what almost happened. See, when I had lunch with my friend Ward the other day, my friend Pen wanted to come along and his LAST name is Ward. And here's the thing. My MIDDLE NAME is Ward. So I was really looking forward to it. I was like, this is going to be a lunch with three guys where one guy's first name is Ward, one guy's middle name is Ward and one guy's last name is Ward. At the last minute, plans changed. But it almost happened! It almost happened!