Norman Mailer Tetanus Shot

In a book review in today's New York Times, Dwight Garner reports that Norman Mailer bit Bruce Jay Friedman on the neck. Wait, that needs an exclamation point. Norman Mailer bit Bruce Jay Friedman on the neck! Then Mr. Friedman had to go to the hospital for a tetanus shot. Wait. A tetanus shot! Where are today's neck-biting writers? Come on, kids! You call yourselves writers? If I ever publish another book I vow to bite more people on the neck!