I know a lot of you are worried because
I don't "blog" anymore, so how am I going to do my annual birthday tribute to McNeil, in which I give you "links" to the things he has done every month? Well, smooth your furrowed brows and put your troubled minds at ease! Remember, ever since the "blog" officially ended, on the day (coincidentally, or maybe it demoralized me)
our TV blew up in April 2016, I have kept
a physical log of McNeil's activities, on which I intend to draw here. Naturally, this new style of entry will not lead you back to a particular "link." I guess I will mark them with an asterisk. With such limitations casting a shadow over the proceedings I am delighted nonetheless to present our usual timely tribute to the continued existence of McNeil, yes, I give you "McNeil Month By Month": September 2006:
McNeil contends that he does not enjoy the "Little Dot" comic book. October 2006:
McNeil furnishes a memorable quotation. November 2006:
McNeil recalls playing Aerosmith on a jukebox. December 2006:
First appearance of "McNeil's Movie Korner." January 2007:
McNeil's system for winning at craps. February 2007:
McNeil doesn't see what's so hard about reading a newspaper and eating a sandwich at the same time. March 2007:
McNeil and I are talking about Bob Denver when HE SUDDENLY APPEARS ON TELEVISION! April 2007:
Wild turkeys roam McNeil's neighborhood. May 2007:
McNeil gets in touch with an Australian reporter regarding a historical chimp. June 2007:
First McNeil's Movie Korner Film Festival announced. July 2007:
Medicine changes McNeil's taste buds. August 2007:
McNeil's trees not producing apples. September 2007:
McNeil pinpoints a problem with the "blog." October 2007:
McNeil presents a video entitled "Jerry's pre-defecation chills." November 2007:
McNeil's Theory of Potential Energy. December 2007:
What is McNeil's favorite movie? January 2008:
McNeil explains why the wind blows. February 2008:
McNeil admires the paintings of Gerhard Richter. March 2008:
McNeil comes up with an idea for a Lifetime TV movie. April 2008:
McNeil's shirt. May 2008:
McNeil's apple tree doing better (see August 2007). June 2008:
McNeil is troubled by a man who wants to make clouds in the shape of logos. July 2008:
McNeil's apples are doing great. August 2008:
McNeil refuses to acknowledge that Goofy wears a hat no matter what I say. September 2008:
McNeil's grocery store is permanently out of his favorite margarine. October 2008:
McNeil on the space elevator. November 2008:
McNeil comes across an incomplete episode guide to HELLO, LARRY. December 2008:
McNeil thinks the human hand should have more fingers. January 2009:
McNeil discovers that gin and raisins cure arthritis. February 2009:
McNeil gets a big bruise on his arm. March 2009:
McNeil wants a job on a cruise ship. April 2009:
McNeil attempts to rescue a wayward balloon. May 2009:
McNeil visits the Frogtown Fair. June 2009:
McNeil dreams he is watching an endless production number from LI'L ABNER. July 2009:
McNeil sends text messages from his cell phone while watching a Frank Sinatra movie. August 2009:
McNeil disagrees philosophically with a comic book cover that shows a mad scientist putting a gorilla's brain in a superhero's body. September 2009:
McNeil resembles famed boxing trainer Freddie Roach. October 2009:
McNeil wears a surgical mask. November 2009:
McNeil reports that a bird broke the large hadron collider by dropping a bread crumb on it. December 2009:
McNeil advises me to like the universe or lump it. January 2010:
McNeil eats soup. February 2010:
McNeil tells of the hidden civilizations living deep beneath the surface of the earth. March 2010:
McNeil recalls a carpet of his youth. April 2010:
McNeil starts wearing a necktie. May 2010:
McNeil's DNA sample fails to yield results. June 2010:
McNeil thinks up some improvements for the movie 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY. July 2010:
McNeil reads to me from I, THE JURY. August 2010:
McNeil finds a hair in his crab cake. September 2010:
McNeil has a cold. October 2010:
McNeil sends a nine-minute clip of a nice old man speaking at a UFO banquet. November 2010:
McNeil sits in his car and looks at pictures of Jennifer Jones. December 2010:
McNeil fears a ball of fire in the sky. January 2011:
McNeil watches DYNASTY. February 2011:
McNeil sees clouds that look like guys on horseback. March 2011:
McNeil composes a "still life" photograph. April 2011:
McNeil is upset when I interrupt his viewing of MATCH GAME. May 2011:
McNeil pines for some old curtains. June 2011:
McNeil eats Lucky Charms brand breakfast cereal. July 2011:
McNeil investigates the history of the Phar-Mor drugstore chain. August 2011:
McNeil compares Dean Moriarty to Dean Martin. September 2011:
McNeil learns a lesson about pork and beans. October 2011:
McNeil finds an article describing Robert Mitchum as "Bing Crosby supersaturated with barbiturates." November 2011:
McNeil did nothing in November. December 2011:
McNeil discovers scientists creating rainbows in a laboratory. January 2012:
McNeil impersonates Paul Lynde. February 2012:
McNeil dreams of matches. March 2012:
McNeil's Theory of Potential Energy (see November 2007, above) used to chart the influence of Jerry Lewis on Carson McCullers. April 2012:
McNeil disturbed by the art in his hotel room. May 2012:
McNeil considers grave robbing. June 2012:
McNeil's idea for "music television." July 2012:
McNeil holds his negative feelings in check out of respect when the man who invented electric football dies. August 2012:
McNeil reads me an old obituary of Charlie Callas over the phone. September 2012:
McNeil concerned about T.J. Hooker's big meaty hands. October 2012:
McNeil eats lunch at Target. November 2012:
McNeil loves it when Bob Hope slips on a banana peel. December 2012:
McNeil sees rocks that look like squirrels. January 2013:
McNeil looks at an old, faded photo of a dog gazing into a Bath and Tile Emporium. February 2013:
McNeil watches a video in which a hooded figure talks about "our criminal overlords." March 2013:
McNeil wakes up at 6:40 in the evening, momentarily thinks it is 6:40 in the morning. April 2013:
McNeil sees a singer who looks just like Bill Clinton. May 2013:
McNeil is ashamed of himself for not realizing that Ida Lupino directed some episodes of GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. June 2013:
McNeil mails a cashew tree. July 2013:
McNeil watches GIDGET GOES HAWAIIAN. August 2013:
McNeil recalls being rosy-cheeked. September 2013:
A fairyland goes on in McNeil's head. October 2013:
McNeil recalls tucking in his t-shirt. November 2013:
The cover of a book McNeil buys says it is about Jerry Lewis, but on the inside the book is about Willie Stargell! December 2013:
McNeil wants to visit an orgone box factory. January 2014:
McNeil did nothing in January. February 2014:
McNeil wonders whether Tom Franklin puts his hair in curlers. March 2014:
McNeil takes a nap in the car. April 2014:
The subject of McNeil pops up in an interview. May 2014:
McNeil's emails on the "hollow earth" recalled (see February 2010, above). June 2014:
McNeil looks forward to getting drunk and making insensitive remarks as I lie on my deathbed. July 2014:
McNeil watches Jim and Henny Backus play themselves in DON'T MAKE WAVES. August 2014:
McNeil tells about Robert Mitchum's hangover cure. September 2014:
McNeil exaggerates the fate of some owls. October 2014:
McNeil is incensed that a candy apple costs eight dollars at the airport. November 2014:
McNeil's heart overflows with joy. December 2014:
McNeil continues his 7-year chimp investigation (see May 2007, above). January 2015:
McNeil listens to a conspiracy theorist who says Jimmy Carter was replaced by a series of robots. February 2015:
McNeil recalls doing a report about matches in the eighth grade. March 2015:
McNeil takes to bed with the flu! April 2015:
McNeil and I establish an amazing psychic link. May 2015:
McNeil bitterly recalls the time he brought a John Wayne movie to my apartment and we never watched it. June 2015:
McNeil dreams about a bearded Dean Martin. July 2015:
McNeil has a disappointing encounter with the Grand Canyon. August 2015:
McNeil sees a squirrel holding a stick. September 2015:
McNeil is saddened by the news of Dean Jones's death. October 2015:
McNeil watches STARFLIGHT: THE PLANE THAT COULDN'T LAND. November 2015:
McNeil sends video of Joe Namath making and eating a sandwich. December 2015:
A coincidence of the type McNeil especially loves. January 2016:
McNeil is in a grocery store and they start playing "I Don't Want to Go to Chelsea" over the speakers! February 2016:
McNeil watches Don Rickles eat in a bathroom. March 2016:
McNeil is duly thrilled when Megan Abbott goes to see CRACKING UP on the big screen. April 2016:
McNeil swallows a gnat. May 2016:
McNeil recalls the details of a screenplay we wrote in our twenties. June 2016:
Destruction comes to McNeil's apple tree! July 2016:
McNeil spots Dabney Coleman in an I DREAM OF JEANNIE rerun. August 2016:
McNeil points out that Dean Martin had granddaughters named Pepper, Montana, and Rio. September 2016:
McNeil is called a "filthy troglodyte." October 2016: McNeil advises me on what to do now that
ADVENTURE TIME has been canceled. "I say take it easy for a while... just pretend to write when Theresa's around and then sleep or watch movies when she leaves. Oh hell, you know how to work it," writes McNeil.* November 2016:
McNeil sees an owl while walking his dog at midnight. December 2016: McNeil finds an Airbnb listing by "eccentric millionaires" for a treehouse featuring "whimsical taxidermy."* January 2017: McNeil notices that there are lots of ants in his writing.* February 2017: McNeil roots for the guy who stole a bucket full of gold flakes.* March 2017: McNeil reads an article suggesting that all the gold on Earth came from the collision of dead stars and says, "Let's go get us some of this!" seemingly suggesting a trip to outer space.* April 2017: McNeil recalls that he was washing dishes in 2015 when the thought of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine (pictured, above) came into his head. Then he discovered that Gene Gene the Dancing Machine had just died!* May 2017: McNeil watches
ISLAND IN THE SKY with his
dog.* June 2017: McNeil is happy to see a movie with rotary phones and "people looking up stuff in a filing cabinet for a change." July 2017: McNeil begins alerting me to weather situations in my area like he's
my mother.* August 2017:
McNeil connects heavenly signs and portents with the death of Jerry Lewis. September 2017:
A critique by McNeil inspires a choice of airplane reading material. October 2017: McNeil contemplates buying a stranger's home movies on eBay, including "Trip to Juarez w/Frank and Irene."*
