Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Aloha, Hilarity!

Yesterday, McNeil snacked on some "Hawaiian-style" potato chips. What made them Hawaiian-style? "The palm trees on the bag," McNeil quipped. Aloha, hilarity! In troubling news for the economy, McNeil's local grocery no longer sells the margarine made by Lee Iacocca. What does it mean when noted tycoon Iacocca can't get his margarine into the stores? We have several analysts working on it.