Monday, September 15, 2008

McNeil, Briefly

Welcome once again to McNeil, Briefly, where an eager nation turns for all the hottest and most up-to-date gossip about McNeil. Did you know that McNeil puts margarine on his Pop Tarts? Reports suggest that this is true! We have dispatched a team of investigators to North Carolina, and we expect to be able to confirm very soon that said Pop Tarts are slathered in McNeil's favorite margarine, the one manufactured by Lee Iacocca. Stay tuned!