I just watched a movie starring Rachel McAdams and don't get me wrong, it was okay and everything, but the ending wasn't too good, and you remember that movie where Rachel McAdams is on an airplane with a madman, right? So I was thinking that every Rachel McAdams movie should end with her getting on an airplane to go somewhere, okay? Like, "All right, everybody! I'm glad that everything is resolved and now I am in love! So long!" And then she should get onboard and settle into her seat and look over and it turns out the guy sitting next to her is the madman from that airplane movie about the madman. And then Rachel McAdams looks straight at the camera like, "Uh-oh!" Like, "Here we go again!" Jump cut to black. Roll credits.