Thursday, April 21, 2011

A Taste of Jerks

I saw this commercial where this guy takes his car or his truck or whatever it is out to the woods because it is one of those cars or trucks you can drive in the woods. Then he goes to sleep on the ground in the woods but a cricket starts chirping. SO HE SHOOTS AND KILLS THE CRICKET WITH A BOW AND ARROW! It's supposed to be amusing. BUT HE DECIDED TO DRIVE OUT TO THE WOODS AND SLEEP ON THE GROUND! Is that the cricket's fault? Crickets stay up at night and make noise in the woods, man. If you don't want to hear a cricket, don't drive your special car or truck out in the woods in the middle of the night and go to sleep on the ground where THE CRICKETS ARE JUST DOING THEIR THING. It's like I was saying before, commercials are about nothing but jerks now... jerks we are supposed to love! Jerks whose taste we are supposed to emulate! The taste of jerks!