Colorful Saucy Brain Language!

I hope you do not object to colorful saucy language! If you do, it is not my fault if you "click" on this, which is nothing but something Kelly Hogan has written for Magnet Magazine. She's writing about stuff over there a lot! Such stuff as HEE HAW. I am inviting you to go walk around in Hogan's brain. IF YOU DARE!