Here's Johnny's Coleslaw

So I stayed up past midnight looking at "blogs" about malls and abandoned chain restaurants and finally I found myself looking at this lovingly detailed catalog of nametags this one guy wore over the years he worked in a now-defunct retail store and then I was just like, "I don't know, I don't feel like I can go to sleep, I'm just wired, man, what's happening to me?" And then I sought out and scrutinized a 1992 article from the L.A. Times, buried in which was the fact that Johnny Carson's failed restaurant chain served something called "Here's Johnny's coleslaw."