Monday, March 22, 2010

Oatmeal Tips

At last! It's the return of our long neglected, most important feature, "Oatmeal Tips." Let me turn it over to Phil Oppenheim, who writes, "This just in: a new oatmeal food cart has opened in downtown Portland." Not only that, but the oatmeal cart has a "blog." Do you like oatmeal and live in Portland? Then consider this your "oatmeal tip"! Send oatmeal tips to "Oatmeal Tips" c/o "Writer" Oxford, MS 38655.