Birthday Report

Do you want to hear about my birthday? What? You DON'T? You are reading a "blog," stupid! Elizabeth took me to lunch and Anya gave me a painting she created with the jawbone of a cow and Richard Howorth spontaneously made me a root beer float (at Square Books, where a surprise gift certificate from my sister was waiting! AND my recommendation shelf has sold another book!) and Tom Franklin took me to a movie and Dr. Theresa made pork chops for dinner and Joey sent me this picture (above). Perfect! So I had a nice day. So sue me! Thanks, everybody!