Sunday, July 24, 2011
Here are half a dozen random sentences from HOW TO CONTACT SPACE PEOPLE: 1) "Then the local medical fraternity accused me of 'practicing medicine without a license' and we had to leave Ft. Worth." 2) "I produced eight terrible, rocking thunderstorms complete with tremendous lightning displays, within a period of three weeks." 3) "I told him I wouldn't blame him if he unceremoniously threw me out of the CIA offices, because it seemed so fantastic." 4) "A lightning bolt struck a man who was counting chicken eggs 10 feet beneath the earth, in a cellar." 5) "Miss Van Acker, who goes to a beautician school here, has a black eye she says was inflicted by the monster Friday night." 6) "A woman reported she saw the monster and it smelled moldy."